uncle reggin

used as a joke to say loudly as reggins are near

How is uncle reggin i havent seen him in ages

by Brycecreamman January 14, 2009

Uncle Tom

A derogatory name for an African American who is simply more intelligent than other African Americans. One that does not contribute to the hive mind and racist culture of his peers.

Maurice an Uncle Tom cause he know how to read crime statistics

by LagPolice May 6, 2021

uncle porky

What Arnold Schwarzenegger calls his uncle in law, Ted Kennedy.

Uncle Porky tragically resembles a pig in human form.

by Optomon May 9, 2004

Uncle zone

Worst then the dad-zone, but better then dirt.

Bro 1: dude bro, I heard Alejandro got uncle zoned by Emma.
Bro 2: dude that fucking sucks.

by YouseemeIrun October 14, 2016

Uncle Fingers

An overly, creepy, work colleague who excels in sinister innuendo and hits on every female member of staff, with younger women being preferred.

Usually balding, and overweight, with unassuming features.

Has an uncanny knack of making even the most thick-skinned employees feel uncomfortable during his presence.

Ted: Have you met Uncle Fingers working in accounts?

Sally: Yeah he hit on me, the other day, in the break room.

Ted: Serious?!

Sally: Yeah! I needed a fucking shower after he'd asked me if I wanted to go with him to the Miley Cyrus concert...

by iTal July 1, 2011

Uncle Vester

A name for a child molester - Uncle Vester child molester

Someone who dates extremely young girls will be called Uncle Vester

by BigCbuzzle June 24, 2010

Uncle Swine

Noun: An older avuncular cadge that enjoys sponging off of relatives. Often shows up during meal time with the sole intent to mooch a free meal. Oblivious to the fact that his presence in one's household is an imposition to everyone else.

I would have had plenty of food left over for lunch tomorrow save for the fact that Uncle Swine showed up unannounced and ate with us.

by capn-quint July 21, 2006