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ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025
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ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
Q. What’s he covered in?!

A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025
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Ultimate Exit

When you have such a bad Projectile Trifecta that you end up dying from it.
The grim reality of the situation hit them hard when they realized that their beloved pet had suffered the Ultimate Exit, succumbing to a tragic Projectile Trifecta in its final moments.
by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024
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Ultimate Sigmatron

A serious infection that inflames the air sacs in one or both lungs, typically presents with a constellation of respiratory and systemic symptoms. One of the hallmark indicators is a persistent cough, which may be dry or produce phlegm that ranges from clear to yellow or greenish in color. This cough is often accompanied by shortness of breath, even with minimal exertion, and a sharp or stabbing chest pain that worsens with deep breathing or coughing. These symptoms emerge as the alveoli fill with fluid or pus, impairing the lungs' ability to facilitate efficient gas exchange.

Systemic manifestations of it can be equally debilitating. Patients frequently experience a sudden onset of fever, often high and accompanied by chills and profuse sweating. Fatigue is pervasive and may be profound, accompanied by weakness, headaches, and muscle aches, reflecting the body’s immune response to the infection. In some cases, particularly in older adults or those with compromised immune systems, pneumonia may present more subtly, with confusion, lower-than-normal body temperature, and a general decline in functional capacity, rather than overt respiratory distress.
600lb basement warrior: Woah that like, totally makes you an Ultimate Sigmatron!!
Anthropromorphic anorexia victim: Thanks dude (his undersized ribcage clogs his airway which leads him to become an ultimate sigmatron.)
by CrippledWeasel99 April 12, 2025
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ultimate stretch

typically a long cheese pull, or anything in general that can stretch.
bob: *does the ultimate stretch*
john: ULTIMATE STRETCH!!!!!!
by kornball May 14, 2025
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Ultimate Dining Card

The ultimate dining card is a variety of gift cards you can use for specific restaurants like swiss chalet, the burgers preist, east side marios and more
Wanna get an ultimate dining card?
Sure! im planning on getting one
by Urban_Wiki August 2, 2023
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Ultimate Mongoli

A debate as old as time between Mutaz and Aws to see who is more mongoli, an answer that even the troops could not reach as it remains inconclusive yet the battle rages on.
Abed is mongoli af, but he will never be the “Ultimate Mongoli” .
by Fursan Al Leil August 29, 2023
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