A channel that makes you thinking about killing yourself nothing to the cringe, shocking and fucking painful situations he reads out from sub reddits. Seriously if he could cure my fucking depression it can for sure fucking cure yours.
*911 call*
Victim: Help me im fucking dying
*holding back laughter*
Operator: Oh shit what sorrow tv video your watching.
*says confused*
Victim: WHAT no i am L I T E R A L L Y dying.
*says in excitement*
Operator: Oh shit your watching r/niceguys aren't you!
*Victim dies from internal bleeding*
Victim: Help me im fucking dying
*holding back laughter*
Operator: Oh shit what sorrow tv video your watching.
*says confused*
Victim: WHAT no i am L I T E R A L L Y dying.
*says in excitement*
Operator: Oh shit your watching r/niceguys aren't you!
*Victim dies from internal bleeding*
by Anthony mr.steal your girl March 25, 2018
Get the Sorrow Tvmug. The TV (abbreviation for Television) is a metaphor for the persons life. To turn someone’s TV off is to end their life. Or if someone almost got their TV turned off, they almost lost their life. It could be a literal loss of life, or a hyperbolic loss of life.
1.) My mom is going to turn my TV off if I don’t pass this test tomorrow.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.
by Jasiriheart April 23, 2025
Get the TV Turned Offmug. by Enrique Goldberg March 14, 2016
Get the TVmug. When you are going to go jack off. Either watching porn on tv or masturbating to internet porn. Flogging your dick (masturbating intensely)
Person 1: Yo I'll be back in a little bit, i'm gonna go watch some Flog TV.
Person 2: Come on dude, thats gross, just don't hurt yourself
Person 2: Come on dude, thats gross, just don't hurt yourself
by FlogTV May 24, 2012
Get the Flog TVmug. Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!
DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv
He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv
He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021
Get the I bet you cant mount a tvmug. an American pay television news and satire channel owned by Fusion Media Group, a multi-platform media company subsidiary of Univision Communications, which relied in part on the resources of its parent company's news division, Noticias Univision.23 In addition to conventional television distribution, Fusion was streamed online and on mobile platforms to subscribers of participating cable and satellite providers.4
Launched on October 28, 2013, the network's content featured news, lifestyle, pop culture, satire and entertainment aimed at English-speaking millennials, including those of a Hispanic background; the channel was Univision's first major push into English-language programming.5 Fusion was based in "NewsPort", an expansion of the Univision campus (formerly a freight warehouse) at 8551 NW 30th Terrace in the Miami suburb of Doral, Florida, which was shared with Noticias Univision and Univision flagship station WLTV-DT; it maintained additional studios in Los Angeles and bureaus in Mexico City, New York City, and Washington, D.C.36 The channel ceased operations on December 31, 2021.
Apart from being Univision Communications' first attempt in the world of English-language cable networks before El Rey Network, Fusion was ABC News' third attempt in the world of 24-hour cable news. In 1982, ABC News and Group W (then a division of Westinghouse) first launched a 24-hour news channel called Satellite News Channel.
Launched on October 28, 2013, the network's content featured news, lifestyle, pop culture, satire and entertainment aimed at English-speaking millennials, including those of a Hispanic background; the channel was Univision's first major push into English-language programming.5 Fusion was based in "NewsPort", an expansion of the Univision campus (formerly a freight warehouse) at 8551 NW 30th Terrace in the Miami suburb of Doral, Florida, which was shared with Noticias Univision and Univision flagship station WLTV-DT; it maintained additional studios in Los Angeles and bureaus in Mexico City, New York City, and Washington, D.C.36 The channel ceased operations on December 31, 2021.
Apart from being Univision Communications' first attempt in the world of English-language cable networks before El Rey Network, Fusion was ABC News' third attempt in the world of 24-hour cable news. In 1982, ABC News and Group W (then a division of Westinghouse) first launched a 24-hour news channel called Satellite News Channel.
On January 10, 2020, Dish Network removed Fusion TV from the lineup. On January 23, 2020, AT&T removed the network from the lineups of DirecTV and U-Verse TV, along with their related streaming services
by SPrice1980 June 23, 2023
Get the Fusion TVmug. 