Guilty Turd

Using the toilet at a private residence during a party, function or gathering in which the smell will induce guilt and/or remorse in the creator out of fear that other guests may notice.

We rushed out of the house so quickly I didn't have time to use the restroom. I guess I'll just have to drop a guilty turd when we get the Gleeson's dinner party.

by UnclePapi March 14, 2007

turd burglar

One who burgles turds.

'Hey, look at that turd burglar over there.'

by therondi92 March 8, 2009

turd burglar

When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.

Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell

by Russian86 February 3, 2008

turd burglar

Humourously derogative term for a gay man.

That guy is fucking turd burglar!

by Dr. J.J. April 8, 2006

Polished Turd

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

by Ross October 31, 2004

Bird that turd

The mild, less profane version of eff that ish. Birding that turd implies that you are giving the bird to that ish.

I was gonna do my homework, but bird that turd—House is on.

by hotspanxforhighranks March 16, 2010

turd burger

Instead of a beef patty, its a turd

Man 1:This burger you served me is turd
Man 2:Yes I Know thats because it is turd,Would like extra mayo on that turd burger

by DJ Gunn April 21, 2006