premature ticketulation

Buying many and/or expensive tickets to music gigs or festivals without waiting to see if your friends can make it.

I had such a bad case of premature ticketulation, I bought 10 tickets to see Basshunter but none of my friends want to go, now I'm stuck with them.

by Tee Elle See February 26, 2010

John Tucker

A Pee pee that can be tucked snug between the two thighs and be completely hidden.

Son, If anyone tries touching your little stub, remember the trick i taught you. The ole JOHN TUCKER never fails.

by psylence July 11, 2015

pussy ticket

One standard U.S dollar used for acquisition of stripper pussy.

That stripper only charged me one pussy ticket to sniff her pussy.

by Dickcheese109 March 18, 2017

stephen tucker

Rough around the edges but if you peel back the layers you will find someone who is impossible not to love. They only want people to stay and be loyal. They are amazing people.

He's such a Stephen Tucker.

by crimson_rose56 August 1, 2017

Itchy-Tuckey

When a transgender female (biological male) gets an itchy rash on her/his genitalia due to tucking her/his genitalia between her/his legs for too long.

Buffalo Bill had a bad case of the itchy-tuckey.

by TBone Capone 1776 August 5, 2020

Tucker Carlson

A sex act where one male under tucks his penis, a second person strokes the penis from behind while whispering Trump praise in his ear.

My aunt Kathy loves to give my uncle Frank a Tucker Carlson.

by Shockdamonkey April 12, 2021

Tucker Carlson

A Dirty Sanchez in the shape of a bowtie. Among Blacks, this is known as a Farrakhan.

I was giving her a Dirty Sanchez but stayed hard long enough to give her the full Tucker Carlson.

by daniel69 October 5, 2012