trouser tango

The act of having Sexual Intercourse.

Friend- {knock knock} Are you doing the trouser tango, John?
John- Shut up, I'm busy!
Jane- {moans}

by JR April 9, 2005

troutin around

Troutin' around refers to a state of just relaxing and hanging out... perhaps some mild puttering, as a trout in a the hatchery.

"What are you doing, Ryan?"

"Oh, you know, Rebecca, just troutin around"

by hellbenthoneybee October 8, 2009

Trouser Snake

A slang or alternate word for a dick.

Guy: What about Trouser Snakes
Girl: What's a Trouser Snake?

by EminemGuy313 January 13, 2018

circle trout

Circle trout are very rare... Oncorhynchus anusswimus
They are thought to be closely related to the corn-eyed brown trout, but nobody has ever been able to properly identify and document them.
This is largely due to the fact that when the circle trout is alarmed, it begins to swim in tighter and tighter circles until finally the trout swims up it's own ass and ceases to exist. A sport fishery did exist for circle trout in the early 50's, but it quicly died out as anglers sought out fish they could actually catch...

"What was that? A circle trout?"
"I caught a bunch of circle trout today, but never got to see them..."

by NickTheGreat November 5, 2008

Savoury Trouser Trout

used to describe a penis that has already been used in intercourse and then offered for oral sex

"Dude, I hit that chink Kristal last night and when I was done doing her I offered her my savoury trouser trout as dessert.

by Joe Redifines The Universe October 1, 2008

A Trouser

A pervy old guy with smelly unwashed suspicious looking trousers who creeps you out and you can smell a mile away. Best avoided at all costs especially if he leers at you or plays with his pocket billiards. The reaction to the Trouser is usually a strong gag reflex.

Watch out, there's a trouser totally checking out your ass!!

by Blonde Beetle March 5, 2009

THOT Trout

A 30yr+ male hoe/slut who goes to the club to pick up younger woman.

I'm going to the club tonight hoping to get took home by a THOT Trout.

I don't let THOT Trout's buy me drinks.

by womanwitdadragontattoo June 21, 2014