A television news anchor that hosts the show "To Catch A Predator" which focuses on tricking online predators to show up at a stake out where the predator thinks there is an underage boy/girl there to have sex with but in turn it's only Chris Hansen and the police.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over here and tell me what you are doing here running around naked chasing the cat with whipped cream in your hand?
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
by Crystal K December 14, 2007
Get the Chris Hansenmug. When you're having sex ( mish, doggy, cowgirl etc) you pull out and fart in her face, then continue as if nothing happened.
by Jeff 101 October 15, 2005
Get the Dirty Chrismug. Drummer of the All-American Rejects.
Has 1-inch plugs.
Makes the cutest face in AAR's Feed the Children video.
Apparently loves cereal.
Has dated his current girlfriend for, now, nine years.
Has 1-inch plugs.
Makes the cutest face in AAR's Feed the Children video.
Apparently loves cereal.
Has dated his current girlfriend for, now, nine years.
by Ritter's Tina February 2, 2007
Get the chris gaylormug. Chris Kendall also known as crabstickz is a 26 year old (northern) British youtuber . He started making videos in 2008 and he has over 528,000 subscribers! (Yay go Chris). He is also a member of 'the fantastic foursome' which is a group of friends that sometimes make amazing videos together (dan, phil, pj and him). Chris has an amazing sense of humor that some people may find frightening but I think it's awesome! People often ship Chris and pj together because of jokes they make... however they are straight (probably). Chris often dresses up like different people on his channel; like becca or Enrique. He is also extremely attractive.
by Cameron Howell January 2, 2014
Get the chris kendallmug. Getting ambushed or caught doing something untoward. Based on Chris Hansen , the star of To Catch A Predator who catches pedophiles as they try to find underaged trim.
by Renato P April 4, 2008
Get the Chris Hansenedmug. When your stats and swag are look legit but exit the playoffs every year in the second round and don't win shit
Damn "Chris Pauled" again gotta get some character and personality quit relying on superficial shit so I can win.
by spinjay210 May 18, 2017
Get the Chris Pauledmug. A badass motherfucker and leader of The Kael Army. Currently playing bass for Five Finger Death Punch.
by Kommander Kael December 27, 2013
Get the chris kaelmug.