Smurf

When someone - who is of fairly high level in a video game, often an FPS - creates another account because they need to flex on people who are just starting the game. Or they want easy some exp and loot boxes.

Person A: "Wait, last time we played, Person C was bronze level?"
Person B: "Yeah. This is their smurf account. They want more loot boxes and achievement unlocks."
Person A: "Huh. What's the point in that if it's not their main account?"
Person B: "Not a clue."

by dysflexia November 13, 2020

Smurfed

The Pg version of saying fucked

Dave: I just smashed that gangbangers girlfriend last week!!
Ty: If he finds out you are smurfed

by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020

Smurfed

While using a porta-potty, the blue water splashes up on your ass.

I just got smurfed in the porta-potty.

by Skinflick October 29, 2020

Smurfed

Blueballing someone so bad they resemble Papa Smurf.

“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”

“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”

“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”

by Cazz February 10, 2021

smurf

When your pp is too small and she laughs and you become sad(blue).

James: Hey Honey!
*takes down pants*
Honey: How is it so little??
James: I'm sad :(
Honey: Don't be smurf

by englishman69 February 11, 2021

Smurf

To have sex.

Beth smurfed Rio.

by Fleahotbag March 14, 2021

Papa Smurf

The father of all 100 tiny blue fucking communists also known as Hitler

Ayo Fuckwad ur a papa smurf

by MonkeGod43 March 17, 2021