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Italian roulette

A culinary game of chance where you mix premium Italian pasta with mystery pasta discovered in the darkest depths of your pantry or even the neighborhood bin shed. The result is a dish that could either transport you to the piazzas of Rome with its exquisite taste or send you on a flavor adventure that rivals a rollercoaster ride.

Side Effects May Include:

Pasta Time Warp: You might find yourself temporarily fluent in Italian or spontaneously humming opera arias.

Sudden Chef Syndrome: After consumption, you might feel an overwhelming urge to critique the cooking techniques of famous chefs on TV.

Spaghetti Serendipity: Occasionally, you may discover a hidden talent for culinary innovation, inventing new pasta shapes or sauces that defy culinary logic.

Parmesan Paradox: Your fridge may suddenly overflow with an inexplicable surplus of Parmesan cheese, causing a delightful yet mysterious phenomenon.

Carbonara Confusion: You might start debating passionately with friends about the "authentic" way to prepare carbonara, even if you've never been to Italy.
Feeling adventurous, Chris decided to play Italian roulette for dinner—he mixed some gourmet fettuccine with a questionable bag of pasta he found near the bin shed. Now he's convinced he can speak fluent Italian and has an inexplicable craving for more Parmesan cheese!
by pastaiolo August 2, 2024
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Backshot Roulette

This is when you get a group of random men and one woman which then she will get in the middle on a spinning table and blindfolded. The guys will then each give her a backshot which she will have to guess whos cock was whos
Dude you did you do the buckshot roulette?

Yeah she couldn't figure out who's cock was whos

Backshot roulette- a fun sex game with a bit of mystery
by DotingSakura August 2, 2024
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Ethiopian Cheese Roulette

Act of Oral sex when the woman attracts all your cheese smegma on her lips and you both make out with her and 2 other people right after while maintaining the cheese on your lips passing it down
Erick G: Hey lets play Ethiopian Cheese Roulette

Erick E: Sure im so down
by Spookyluvcheesenodiddy444 April 29, 2025
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Russian roulette

When a group of guys line up on the ground facing up and 2 guys go around sticking their dicks in there mouth and if they get it wrong they have to open their mouth and eat the shit of another guy
by Thatreėalnigga May 2, 2025
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Russian roulette

When a group of guys line up on the ground facing up and 2 guys go around sticking their dicks in there mouth and if they get it wrong they have to open their mouth and eat the shit of another guy
by Thatreėalnigga May 2, 2025
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Russian Roulette

When a women takes 6 guys, 5 with a vasectomy and only one that is fertile. She chooses one to fuck and let finish inside of her.
Person 1: Have you ever played Russian roulette?
Person 2: Woth a gun?
Person 1: No, the one with guys!
by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025
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Russian Roulette

When a woman gives a man a blow job while he’s is sleeping and proceeds to guess when he is going to cum.
Hey bro, my wife played a game of Russian Roulette last night. She lost, it got in her eye.
by Cupids Arrow May 21, 2025
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