Freckle Fever

A case of insatiable love of for gingers and their freckles, much like jungle fever.

Nate loves gingers of all types, he has a serious case of freckle fever

by gingerbeard September 12, 2015

daddy fever

When a very young guy or girl is really into an older guy about 10+ years above their age.

Person 1: I’m 33 and Griff is all over me. Putting his arms around me, flirting with me, initiating conversations about sex a lot with me which is fine but like-

Person 2: Full stop. It sounds like he’s got daddy fever. Don’t make a move and wait for the vaccine.

by PGwojowski March 16, 2023

Biscuit Fever

A woman gaining excessive weight over a short period of time.

If you get yourself a woman who likes eating, she might have biscuit fever.

by Shadly March 19, 2022

Spoons fever

Spoons fever is a severe form of depression gained specifically from working at a Wetherspoon. It can be identified by grumpiness, easilily irritable mood, dead look in someone’s eyes and just a general loss of the will to live.

“It was really busy in the pub on Monday and I looked over at Andy who was in the middle of pouring eight pints of Tennants and three pints of Guinness for a group of guys and I could instantly tell he was getting spoons fever from the look on his face as the guys kept changing the order.”

“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”

by SassySpooner January 8, 2019

Tumblr Fever

The tragic uncurable syndrome and disease of which the victim loses the ability to even .This starts when a fangirl unfortunately goes to Tumblr to ship her and senpai .She then screams in a mixture of delight and sadness (that Would make any penis shrivel in fear ) then BOOM she comletley loses the ability to even

Doctor:Im sorry you fave Tumblr fever you will never even again

by X-Vav and Ray September 23, 2015

Suburban Fever

Like cabin fever, but instead of being stuck in your house, you are bored stuck in the suburbs.

Shawn: I am so bored, there is nothing to do in this town. I cannot wait to go back into the city.

Faris: Sounds like you have a case of Suburban Fever

by Alktaratz April 19, 2020

Dickwet fever

The male disease that is the reason clearly friend-zoned guys still inevitably try to sleep with their female pals and acquaintances

Yeah I was just trying to have a normal intellectual conversation with this guy but he texted me later with dickwet fever about going dancing aftur midnight

by Yowzawowza July 23, 2017