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The seasoned actress, after a long hiatus, felt a thrill return as she stepped back onto the boards.
by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024
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pussy board

a table made out of two people scissoring each other with their legs entwined and their arms/hands as the feet/legs of the table, this is the part when you await for your cat to come and lay on the pussy's to complete the pussy triangle, then the male comes and plays monopoly with his friends
me and dad played pussy board with my mom and sister
by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024
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Board of Directors

Used to refer to your close friend group or close group of people
Hey bro, can I come hang out with you guys? I gotta ask the board of directors bro
by Aiviltovojw March 13, 2024
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Board smash

To break ur keyboard (usually due to raging, key mashing, or ur keyboard doesn’t work maybe)
Person: “Hey you’ve seen Mark?”
Friend: “Yeah he board smashing
Mark (in the distance): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018
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choice board

An awful slave of homework that only nurds complete before the last day until it’s do
I hate Ms Ellis because of our choice boards
by Big pp gang member 567896948 October 21, 2019
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Head Boarding

A form of Sexual Asphyxiation you go down on your partner (Head) while they stand in the shower and water runs along his or her penis and water (Boarding) you while you pleasure him or her.
"You pair are always at it! I didn't mean to walk in on you head boarding her last night"
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".
by Robyn.McKenzie August 23, 2023
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z-chara board hit

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is (supposedly?) to (intentionally injure?) the player of the opposing team.

N.B: this definition, with no offense meant for Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans) hit on Max Pacioretty in the 2010-2011 NHL season.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman (the current NHL Commissioner) for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: you idiot, asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is meaningless. Therefore stop attacking Gary Bettman as a person by shaming him.

However, whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit IMHO is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not a Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, and killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but even encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses (bread and circuses in vox populi) far enough.
by Sexydimma February 10, 2013
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