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The Wall 

A Term created From Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' album which implys that a person is stuck behind some sort of physiological wall, unable to reach the outside world, unable to find reality, only leaving small holes in the wall for whomever he or she cares the most for. This can be extremely traumatic for the person who has in a way 'built' the wall around him or herself in order to escape or run away from the real life problems or people. This condition is often paired with manic or regular depression.
"What's wrong with him?"

"He's stuck in the wall"

"I don't see anything"

"No, it's in his head, the wall is in his head"
The Wall by lost, lost, lost May 23, 2009

jab in the whiskers 

The act of coitus with a young hottie is sometimes referred to this way.
"That Cindy finally let me give her a jab in the whiskers. It was heavenly."

grass on the wicket 

A slang meaning that means that a young girl has pubic hair (hence grass) around her pussy (hence on the wicket).

Therefore the girl is old enough for sex (hence lets play cricket..)
Mate, if there is grass on the wicket, its good enough for cricket.

the world is my oyster 

I can do whatever I want in this world.
From Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor:
Why, then the world is my oyster,
Which I with sword will open.
(2.2.3-4), Pistol to Falstaff

I'm rich biaaatch!

the world is a vampire 

--reference to the Smashing Pumpkins song "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"

when an event or circumstance reminds you of how stupid/evil/unfair humanity is.
person 1: "I just got a parking ticket for no reason! what the fuck!"
person 2: "man, the world is a vampire!"
the world is a vampire by tigirah February 21, 2008

Caulk the wagon and float it

To take your time and be cautious when crossing rivers, but also not so cautious that you will only cross a river if there is a ferry present.

Originally a mindset used in the classic computer game The Oregon Trail, but can also be a way of life.
Don't be foolhardy and just try to ford the river. Take your time, be cautious, caulk the wagon and float it.