Spider Dick

when you nut and the cut hangs from your dick like a web

I love that i had spider dick last night

by defsbgr October 2, 2019

cooch spider

A head tingler or massager used to stimulate a girl's vagina.

Robby busted out the cooch spider on his girl last night!

by Billy Joel March 19, 2005

barking spider

See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.

Her pussy tasted like shit, so he stuffed his tongue in her barking spider.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

spider bites

a term used to describe very small boobs.

That girl doesn't have boobs...she's got spiderbites!

by brooke miller July 2, 2004

Spider Jerusalem

Adjective: when things have gone completely awry in ways that no-one could ever have predicted, usually entirely out of the blue.

Well, admittedly that was one crazy Yom Kippur, but it was when we hit Reno that everything went a bit Spider Jerusalem.

by dr4win9f00l April 28, 2010

Cock spider

The ball of dried semen and lint one finds on one's member after wearing no underwear under a new pair of track suit bottoms, post ejaculation.

I scored with becks last night but couldn't find my boxers. Woke up this morning to change out of my tracky bottoms and had a huge cock spider on me prick.

by Lucian the girthy December 2, 2016

the pink spiders

The worst band ever.
Ugly posers listen to them.

omfg did you see that fucking lame band at warped?

oo you mean the pink spiders.

by Katherine asdf July 19, 2006