Republican Pneumonia

An alias for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus. Named as such due to the optimal conditions for spread of the virus within Republican communities.

I heard Trump got the Republican Pneumonia, it was only a matter of time.

by King of the Friend Zone October 6, 2020

republican

When capitalized, Republican refers to a member of the Republican Party. When lower-case, republican means someone who is capable of jaw-dropping hypocrisy.

You didn't care one bit about the proven Russian interference in the 2016 election, but you think we need to overturn an election and start a Congressional investigation based on the paranoid delusions of a self-obsessed sociopath? How republican of you!

by IrmaGurd December 30, 2020

Republicans

One of the two main political parties of the USA, catering to alt-right policies and beliefs, In other words, retards

The new mayor of town caters to republicans, he’s a fuckin retard and should be shot

by Booty stealer August 8, 2022

Republican

A bad person. Generally insecure and toxic towards others to avoid confronting their own short-comings.
Loves "What about"-isms, Quick to violence.

Can be any of the following:
Name-caller; Bully; Homophobe; Misogynist; Racist; Islamaphobe; Gun Advocate; Capitalist; Incel (unless affluent); January 6th Insurrectionist; Ford 150 Owner; "All Lives Matter"

Anyone: Gee, can't wait to enjoy my weekend!
Republican: You know, if it weren't for your 9-5, you wouldn't enjoy the weekend.
Anyone: If it weren't for my 9-5, maybe I could do something with my life instead of work everyday.
Republican: Well, if you don't like working, then stop!
Anyone: Then how will I eat? Or pay my bills?
Republican: Should have figured that out before becoming a free-loader. Maybe your parents can help you with a small loan.

by AverageTom June 22, 2021

Republican

Americans with a bad reputation who 90% of the time vote right wing for lower taxes due to financial struggles.

Helpful tip: Far rights are Republicans, but not all Republicans are far rights.

Far leftists: "REPUBLICAN!!!!!You want lower taxes????? I bet you wanna take away a woman's choice to not have a baby!!!!! You want gay people to suffer in a hello that doesn't exist!!!!!!!! I BET YOU HATE RAP BECAUSE ITS BLACK CULTURE!!!!!"

The silent majority: 😐

Most Republicans: I just want to not go bankrupt when I buy groceries mom😔

by Sheep milk June 25, 2022

Republican

(In Ireland) Someone who wants the republic of Ireland to merge with Northern Ireland, thus creating one big state.

"I was born as a real Irish, in the Republic of Ireland, so of course I am a republican"

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming August 2, 2022

Closet Republican

The kind of guy who votes Republican solely because he doesn't want to pay for the other party's new tax hike or other such social expense. Usually a high-income earner who lives in a coastal city and will go to great lengths to not reveal his vote to his more liberal friends. Sometimes he'll even build a superficial pro-this or that persona just to fit in with whatever his friends claim to support, some of whom may be just "fitting in" themselves.

"There's no way a guy with a house and a job like that would support the new tax bill, he's probably just a closeted Republican."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."

by Henrey S March 24, 2024