A shade of purple so appealing to the senses that one want to have sexual intercourse with said color.
by Mr Potato man January 3, 2015

by Dr wankinyoureye May 29, 2021

Purple Haze had so much potential. Then again, probably one of the reasons Fugo got yeeted aside from Araki not wanting to make him a traitor to his friends.
by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021

by feliclay January 13, 2009

by dsfdsfdsfdsfsd February 8, 2018

An expression used to describe that you are physically hurt. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.
by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

A false promise, especially one which is on conditional terms that are difficult or impossible to check (at least, for the recipient of the promise), so that there's some measure of plausible deniability as to whether the promise was kept.
"They told us that we'd all get our bonuses if performance standards across the whole company rise by 15% this year. What a purple promise!"
"He's made us another purple promise in the election campaign, apparently he's going to 'help protect the environment' -- whatever that means."
The term originated as the name of an internal marketing strategy at FedEx wherein profit sharing bonuses are only given out if performance numbers meet certain goals throughout the whole company -- something which few employees would have the ability to actually check. Within the company, the plan has also been jokingly referred to as "The Purple Carrot (On A Stick)".
"He's made us another purple promise in the election campaign, apparently he's going to 'help protect the environment' -- whatever that means."
The term originated as the name of an internal marketing strategy at FedEx wherein profit sharing bonuses are only given out if performance numbers meet certain goals throughout the whole company -- something which few employees would have the ability to actually check. Within the company, the plan has also been jokingly referred to as "The Purple Carrot (On A Stick)".
by Cale- June 30, 2007
