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peter poser

Typical kid who takes pictures of all his dad’s cars to impress girls because he has a little penis
Look at that Peter Poser at it again on instagram
by Skeetman337 June 19, 2018
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Poser

A person who acts in an affected manner in order to impress others.
by Ilizibith August 19, 2018
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a poser is a fake surfer girl, jersey girl, and chill girl, she is 19 and still doesn’t know what weed looked like. she is a fake fan of all classic rock and calls herself a dead head when she can’t name 5 songs, at least 3 and she’s getting posters to put in her 2008 aqua 10 year old room. and last of all. she’s still a virgin
by peniscondomsdepression July 21, 2019
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a poser is defined as sarah gluck
a poser is someone who acts upon something they’re not, mostly just for attention or to look good. sarah is a fake surfer girl, jeep girl, chill girl, and fake trendy girl. she claims she’s been a great fan of classic rock forever but can’t name 5 songs from led zep, calls herself a “dead head” but didn’t know what it was until mentioned and can’t name at least 3 dead songs, and is also buying posters to put in her early 2000s aqua room made for 5th graders already filled with printed out darren criss pics and palm tree paintings. and yet worst of all. she is 19, and still didn’t know what weed cigs looked like, and STILL oh god i hate to say it... a virgin😬😬😬
by peniscondomsdepression July 21, 2019
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A poser is someone who tries to be something when they are not that thing.
Someone who laces their doc martens the wrong way trying to be punk. Aka a poser
by Biglardincharge March 25, 2019
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skate poser

a kid who goes to the skatepark with a skateboard often a kryptonics Walmart board or a penny board regular activity’s are texting calling their mom or taking selfies they can’t even go down the smallest bank at the park
by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019
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Poser

Someone who thinks of himself/herself as a wolf (or fox) amongst sheeple, though most people that know them think they're a fucking idiot.
The poser talked a lot of shit about sheeple.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019
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