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Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it
I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.
by Mo0fin November 22, 2021
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Pillow pet

The art of putting a small animal in a pillow case and beating it against walls until it becomes a bloody mess and has a pillow like form.
Hey dad I'm about to pillow pet that cat if it claws me one more time
by Red9252 November 2, 2021
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Teachers pet

year 9 kid called patrik kandrac who is favourited by teachers
Teachers pet patrik: Miss peter is hitting matthew
by darylb07 July 30, 2021
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Pets at home

Pets at home is my local kfc
by Need roblox gf August 7, 2021
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Stress pet

A pet that helps reduce stress. Fish, guinea pig, rabbit etc.
I’ve been having a rough month I think I might get a fish as my stress pet.
by Mikev August 25, 2021
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petting the porpoise

A simple, gentle pressure stroking of the porpoise to show your interest and plans!
by anonymous June 5, 2021
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Petting volcano

A cute little volcano totally not menacing and so cute and sweet that people come from around the globe to pet it, take pictures of it, cook hot dogs on it and feed it drones. Such adorable little volcanoes are usually only found in southwestern iceland.
I fancy a trip to iceland to see the fagradalsfjall. It is such a nice petting volcano
by Lava lady August 10, 2022
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