A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
Get the Midlife Mile‑Clubmug. by Queen2you December 8, 2023
Get the Mile Marker Clubmug. Miles, world's best boyfriend. A big softie with bright blue eyes and a loving personality. Won't hesitate to provide all the love, care, and safety you would need. If you ever meet Miles, go find somebody else! You don't deserve him.
by Vivi!! June 13, 2025
Get the Milesmug. by A tj miles fan November 22, 2021
Get the Tj Milesmug. Miles Prower, known mainly by his alias ‘Tails’ is a character in the Sonic series, he is an amber (orange, yellow? Brown? I don’t even know anymore) fox with two tails which he uses to fly! Hence his nickname, Tails, he is Sonic’s best friend and sidekick, but he’s far more than just a sidekick!
Tails is incredibly smart for an eight year old, being able to fly a plane, the tornado, for example.
He’s a very cute, talented kid, and people who dislike him do not exist.
Tails is incredibly smart for an eight year old, being able to fly a plane, the tornado, for example.
He’s a very cute, talented kid, and people who dislike him do not exist.
‘Hey dude, did you know Tails’ full name is Miles ‘Tails’ Prower?’
‘I did! He’s such a cool little fox!’
‘I did! He’s such a cool little fox!’
by Minchie June 2, 2022
Get the Miles ‘Tails’ Prowermug. He is awesome I have him as a brother. So ya.
"Miles! Don't push the big red button!"
by Gravity Seeker May 15, 2019
Get the Milesmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>mug.