Multiple use name for a male human who seems nice and normal, but is actually strange, has several identities and whos origin is unknowably deep and complex.
The Police officer said, "Gary Jones ovah here killed three people in his basement, neighbours said he seemed like just a normal Milkmun!"
by Emperor Kallgor Skullthrone July 2, 2020
Get the Gary Jonesmug. Gary is the embodiment of time eternalism. He exudes great power in controlling space-time continuum akin to the ability of Dr Strange. Strange indeed, a round of a good ol' game of four zephyr winds with Gary seems to last for a lifetime. In other non-worldly affairs, Gary assumes a cute lil sea snail character from the cartoon SpongeBob Square Pants. Gary is also an avid music lover and his favorite song is by Niall Horan, the lyrics start with "We should take this back to my place"...
by hellogreatworld November 23, 2021
Get the Garymug. a guy who wears those big round glasses, a bow tie, and suspenders. he has seen Star Trek at least 24 times. His real name is like Gariel or something. he looks a lot like Flanders.
Ugh, what the hell Gary!
by man slender March 6, 2021
Get the Garymug. Gary is a massive knob
by Blonde girl January 1, 2023
Get the Garymug. A smart, funny, and all around great man who is a fierce friend! Gary works hard for his family and will everything necessary to make them happy. Gary is easy to talk to and a good listener. Garys love sandwiches with pickles. He's just a great guy!
by movtin78 February 3, 2023
Get the Garymug. Gary is a dumb boy but he does pack over 8 inches xx. he wants to be a pornstar when he grow up. has huge crush on will
by BigDickBandito69 November 24, 2021
Get the Gary Xumug. The hottest guy in the world. He has red hair, and is very muscular. If you ever meet a Gary you should ask him to date you, even though he will probably say no. He also has at least a 8 inch penis.
by Gary's Boyfriend April 26, 2022
Get the garymug.