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curse cell cancellation

when you curse during sexual activity which suppresses you’re ejaculation
The curse cell cancellation is not what Adam and Eve did to be married.
by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019
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Fahad Beg Curse

In any setting where the temperature is comfortable, as soon as Fahad arrives and starts to sweat, the air conditioning will inevitably fail, turning the place into a hot, sauna-like environment.
As soon as the AC broke down after Fahad entered the room, everyone joked that we were experiencing the *Fahad Beg Curse*.
Yo that girl is fine, she’s hot as the *Fahad Beg Curse*
by Iamseeb August 10, 2024
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The Gypsies Curse

The consequence of removing the Georgia based band Gyn Soaked Gypsies from stage mid song.

If you remove said band from stage before the agreed upon time, then venue will become defunct in under a year.
"Man I saw Gyn Soaked Gypsies play at a bar last October, and the drunken sound guy jumped up on stage mid song to cut their set short by twenty minutes! Six months later...the bar is just GONE! I think it was the Gypsies Curse!"
by JakeThePinetree September 12, 2020
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playingo curse

The playingo curse is a vile affliction that curses individuals with a combination of faggotry, autism, bitchiness, fucking stupidity, and incel tendencies. Those under the 'playingo curse' are doomed to a life of wretchedness, ignorance, and eternal damnation, forever shunned by society for their repulsive nature
Stay away from that guy, he's got the playingo curse
by Yuhkil February 28, 2024
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commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse.
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018
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Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.
Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.
by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021
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The Simpsons Curse

The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.
The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.
by dangerous ketchup packet October 19, 2024
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