Tennessee Log Jammer

The act of forcing a large object ( wood handle, bowling pin, small novalty bat ect,,,) into the anus of a willing and toothless girl from Tennessee or Gloucester City NJ while severly impacting the colon.

I met a girl at a bar called the Pirates den and bought her a few drinks, we later went to a motel and she demanded I give her a Tennessee log jammer until she split in two!

by Transamguy December 17, 2012

Tanner

White van owner. Pulls up to unsuspecting children (preferabley little boys)and lurers them into his van with FREE CANDY spray paintedf on his van. Then ties them to his basement wall with chains, sticking their butts in the air (the easier way for him to molest them). Lubs em' up and inserts his penis with no condom into thier buttholes.Hr then he cuts off there penis and puts it up his own butt.

Child walks down the street. Tanner sees the victim and he prepares to strike. The little boy sees the van that says FREE CANDY. he has heard of this devilish molester. He tries to run but cannot escape the tazer that tanner weilds.
"I have you now kid!!"
And you know the rest...

by jore lobez December 3, 2006

tener

A person who scores a ten in a row.

That man is a real tener.

by Arm$trong October 24, 2017

tender

Hitting on a girl. Putting an offer in for your services.

I saw you chatting to that hottie, were you putting in a tender?

by Greg Dee November 10, 2008

Tender

The dating app for underage children

Tinder is for grown-ups. Tender is for pull-ups.

by Dig Nitty April 17, 2019

Tanner Fox

Back stabbing mole rat

Tanner Fox is a back stabbing mole rat

by Hatkvd November 18, 2017

Tender-Dickin

Someone that is emo..riding on a emotional rollercoaster

guy1: so how was ya day??

guy2: o mine was ight

guy3: i hate tha world, i want 2 slit my wrist n choke on my spit..im so alone

guy1&2: son wtf is wrong wif u y u tender-dickin 4??

by WiiKKed StaR January 6, 2009