taking a leak

A slang term for the process in which a person relieves their bladder.

Daniel: "Dude, where did Duncan go?"
Zach: "Oh. He's in the bathroom, he's taking a leak."

by Mr Zach July 17, 2016

Taking a shower

A term referring to masterbation.

Guy 1: Hey where did Matt go?
Guy 2: Oh he’s taking a shower, he’ll be back in fifteen minutes.

by BigBootyEater69 May 21, 2020

Take it down

To take a post online off of the internet, usually because of something bad or lewd.

“Take it down you perverted f***er”

by Grapes are Mellons August 31, 2019

taking an ambien

masturbating with the express purpose of helping one go to sleep

To help get me to sleep, I have a habit of taking an ambien.

by Avi_s August 29, 2009

Taking a Shane

Taking a massively long time to shit!

Dude, you were taking a Shane for like 30 min!

by I'm such a dick! May 14, 2015

take to Perkins

to eat a person out, to deliciously enjoy some vagina in ur mouth

I take to Perkins my girlfriend very often. She enjoys it a lot, especially the main entree(but she usually doesnt tip).

by NangChangBonerBill March 5, 2008

Take this W

Take this W is used when someone roasts, makes a good joke, says something great, or when s/he does something great.

-Lemme tell you a joke.... The U.S. Presidency 2016
-Take this W😂

by Olympic Gem July 29, 2016