Taco Bus

Hidden relics that will either sell you the most delicious taco you've ever eaten or give you food poisoning.

Me: FUCKING TACO BUS IS SO GOD DAMN GOOD

by Crisps Hansen December 24, 2009

Taco-dilemma

The dilemma a single person faces when buying ingredients for a taco-meal only for himself. Buying too many ingredients will result in a better meal overall, but also more leftovers.

Does also apply for other meals like hamburgers, homemade pizza etc.

guy 1:Gawd I can`t decide if I should buy a whole cucumber or not. This is a real taco-dilemma.

guy at register: nah, its not that important, and you would just have to throw out most of it anyways. Meat and chips should suffice.

by AluXeZ December 20, 2010

Tacos Army

A group of friends on Modern War Generals who will do anything to defend their tacos. Group also made by a woman called Tacos. Other people would think defending their tacos means the leader, but in fact, it doesn't, even though that is one thing they do.

"I wanna join Tacos Army!"
"Sorry boy, to be in the army, you must understand the honor of the tacos."

by Taco Lady January 21, 2009

Sausage Taco

When a man lays his pecker in a woman's pussy so that his balls are on her Taint and his Firehat is on her Joy Button. Then he grabs her lips and stretches them around the shaft of his pecker like a taco shell.

James' mom & I made sausage tacos last Friday. They were HOT!

by Chuck D. Bones June 2, 2013

Taco Tickler

A Mexican person that fondles tacos to make them shoot out their meaty goodness.

Juan: *tickles taco*
Jose: Mmm juicy spicy meat!
Carlos: Fucking taco ticklers.

by SquigglyJew March 4, 2014

Taco Smash

Smashing one's genitals onto a slain opponent's face. The female version of the teabag.

What are you doing?
Teabagging this guy I killed.
Girls can't teabag, they don't have the bag. They have to taco smash instead.

by The Clever Linguist May 17, 2014

Mr. taco

A tall fat mexican that likes to sell oranges and play gta

Mr. taco is so cool, he sold me oranges at a discount!

by senor scribbles November 27, 2013