The word used to describe a person who is such a good-all, teacher's pet, and the really irritating guy who always goes by the rules and tattles on you when you bend it just bit.
by zaduz December 7, 2007
Get the Rules Replo mug.Addendum to Rule 34 of the Internet, which states that if something exists, there is porn of it. Rule 34N simply adds that the time it takes to find porn of x is a function of the degree of mental-emotional distress you will encounter as a result of gazing upon said porn.
I invoked Rule 34 on scorpions last night. It took me three hours to find the porn, and a whole day of dry-heaving and washing my eyes out with bleach before I could get near my computer again. Next time I'll remember Rule 34N.
by meigwokyan September 12, 2013
Get the Rule 34N mug.A game where whoever declares "Moose Rule" at any moment may hold up both their hands above their head as if they were moose antlers. once he has done this everyone at the party must must make moose antlers with both hands. Whoever is the last person to do so has to down there whole alcoholic drink.
by betawolf63 June 17, 2013
Get the Moose Rule mug.by Baller4Real July 15, 2006
Get the Ja Rule mug.(Taken from the 1995 Robin Williams film "Jumanji", based off a 1981 short story by Chris Van Allsburg.)
Originates from a scene in the movie where Robin Williams' character rolls a pair of dice, one of which falls off of the board. Even though the die is not on the board, it still lands flat and counts as a legitimate roll, ending the game. As long as the dice was not acted on by an outside force (other than the original roll) and it is clear which side is facing up, the roll counts. Often put into effect when playing on a small table, where the dice is likely to roll off.
Originates from a scene in the movie where Robin Williams' character rolls a pair of dice, one of which falls off of the board. Even though the die is not on the board, it still lands flat and counts as a legitimate roll, ending the game. As long as the dice was not acted on by an outside force (other than the original roll) and it is clear which side is facing up, the roll counts. Often put into effect when playing on a small table, where the dice is likely to roll off.
by zoidberg1339 October 27, 2011
Get the Jumanji Rules mug.Used to settle a shotgun dispute, called by the driver. Challenging parties then fight, winner takes shotgun, loser gets the back seat.
Passenger 1: Shotgun!
Passenger 2: Bullshit I called it!
Passenger 1: Fuck off!
Driver: BASTARD RULE!!!
Passenger 2: Bullshit I called it!
Passenger 1: Fuck off!
Driver: BASTARD RULE!!!
by Robbo351 December 6, 2006
Get the bastard rule mug.The scientifically-proven fact that all (or most) Ctrl+Alt+Del strips are improved by removing the second and third panels. It's customary to also remove the dialogue from the fourth panel, but in rare cases it can be left in.
This works because your typical four-panel CAD strip follows a basic formula:
-Panel 1: The setup. Note how instead of spreading it across the first three panels, he crams the entire thing into this first panel.
-Panel 2: Buckley excitedly blurts out the punchline (assuming he didn't already do so in Panel 1), and spends an inordinate amount of time explaining it. Commonly referred to as "Buckleybox A".
Panel 3: Completely redundant panel that exists only because Buckley refuses to abandon three four-panel format. Full of stifling walls of text that either drag along the joke from the first two panels, or are full of "plot" that nobody cares about. Commonly referred to as "Buckleybox B".
Panel 4: Buckley continues dragging along the joke until he finally kills it. More notably, however, there is usually some sort of a visual gag here, and it's typically better than the actual punchline.
As we can see from that, the biggest problem with CAD is the pacing, as by the time the reader get to the visual gag - the funny part - he or she has had to sit through the two Buckleyboxes and the Panel 4 dialogue, which completely destroys any comedic timing. As such, removing the offending panels results in a significantly improved comic.
This works because your typical four-panel CAD strip follows a basic formula:
-Panel 1: The setup. Note how instead of spreading it across the first three panels, he crams the entire thing into this first panel.
-Panel 2: Buckley excitedly blurts out the punchline (assuming he didn't already do so in Panel 1), and spends an inordinate amount of time explaining it. Commonly referred to as "Buckleybox A".
Panel 3: Completely redundant panel that exists only because Buckley refuses to abandon three four-panel format. Full of stifling walls of text that either drag along the joke from the first two panels, or are full of "plot" that nobody cares about. Commonly referred to as "Buckleybox B".
Panel 4: Buckley continues dragging along the joke until he finally kills it. More notably, however, there is usually some sort of a visual gag here, and it's typically better than the actual punchline.
As we can see from that, the biggest problem with CAD is the pacing, as by the time the reader get to the visual gag - the funny part - he or she has had to sit through the two Buckleyboxes and the Panel 4 dialogue, which completely destroys any comedic timing. As such, removing the offending panels results in a significantly improved comic.
by TheRedSnifit May 8, 2015
Get the CAD Rule mug.