conch pants

Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds

Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'

by Jason Stanel February 11, 2008

touchy pants

Guy on the field who is clearly closeted and uses ultimate frisbee as a reason to touch dudes.

Did you see That guy out there on the field? Dude was clearly touchy pants. No doubt.

by SeeiouslyWTFHandleIsntTaken May 26, 2017

Girl pants.

An effeminate man..... Or an affection greeting to a friend ( being silly)

The guy is

GIRL pants..
look how he minces around the gaff.....
Hey Girl pants whats happening?

by TrousersPants September 16, 2018

Flirty-Pants

Someone who flirts a lot with anyone and anything.

Kelly is being a flirty-pants. Flirty with Jane and Ashley at the same time.

by Mreyeball April 18, 2022

Salmon Pants

An obnoxious country club white guy from the south. You will find him typically wearing a Vineyard Vines polo with SALMON colored pants - his date or girlfriend will be wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress. He will have long'ish sun bleached hair (from all the days spent on the golf course or on the rivah). He belongs to a fraternity, wears his class ring and usually supports the SEC. Typically of the Republican political persuasion.

Oh God, here come's the Salmon Pants...

I would never join that club - it's full of Salmon Pants!

by TV News Chick May 9, 2020

Out of pants

When something is out of pocket, but its mad sussy

Michael: do you play clash of clans?
John: ye-
brad: YOU MEAN COCK?
John: that was out of pants

by XxEdpGamingMasterxX May 4, 2023

pant snake

Usually refering to a transexuall (most of the time japanese) woman with a pencil shaped penis. penis must be over one foot otherwise it is referred to as a "qibblesnaffer".

"Yo man have you seen that new japanese girl? She has a huge pant snake"

"Yeah man its all the way down to her kneecap!"

by Midget spinner June 6, 2017