Greasy Mushroom

Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.

Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.

by HugeBaldHead September 27, 2015

Space Mushroom

A Mushroom in space that gets you ULTRA HIGH!!!!

oohhhh space mushrooms :D

by god is a bidoof July 27, 2016

Mushroom stamp

When you hold back your cock and let it go to hit someone in the forehead,thus leaving a mushroom stamp

Back off before I hit you with this mushroom stamp

Sorry about the mushroom stamp, hope your dad doesn't see it

by BMF Bradly Michele Farts September 14, 2016

The Mushroom stamp

When you smack a bitch with your dick and it leave the outline of your dick. The Mushroom Stamp

I met this one hoe so i gave her the mushroom stamp.

by Coochie eater 69 April 29, 2019

Mushroom Circle

When one homosexual male has his ass up in the air, balancing on his head, spins in a circle and multiple other homosexual males quickly dip their "mushroom heads" in his "fairy ring."

Hey man you wanna do a mushroom circle?

by tihts annonymous May 6, 2019

Tilly Tubby The Mushroom

Tyler is a mushroom, and a tilly tubby. He is a friend of a bully, Eric the bully.

Tilly tubby the mushroom is weird. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Un sha ba chi.

by Breadguy May 17, 2019

Mushrooms

Mushrooms (noun): the tender flesh of the earth; dirt meat

source: tumblr user @writhe

I consume the holy flesh of mushrooms, hoping mother nature will not bestow upon me with her eternal wrath as I eat all that it important to her; nay, the illusion of decay is just that: an illusion. Time is endless and in the end, we are all one with the earth. We are all at peace. Blessed be the Mushroom Queen (blessed be).

by Strange Bird May 18, 2019