Llangefni Chav

Basically mostly people 11-24 and a some older people in Llangefni.
What makes a Llangefni Chav a Llangefni Chav ? What to wear. A cap, Under armour/The North Face Cap. If you have no money your dad’s one that’s older then you may do. Gotta wear a T shirt like Nike or Adidas or any decant sports brand t. Or maybe a football shirt. If you are a proper Llangefni lad you will like footy or rugby. So a Wakes rugby shirt may do. Or probably knowing The Pencraig side you will probs wear a Liverpool shirt. With the odd Man Utd and Everton fan around. A popular thing to wear when it’s cold is a North Face Coat. But Unser armour hoodies sound about right but really anything like that will do. Stink/Dirty grey joggers or tracksuit bottoms. Black tracksuit bottoms also sound about right especially Nike or Adidas one. Socks, too be fair no one cares bout them. Then to finish Nike air trainers. Like air max.

To act like a chav. Basically go around Llangefni acting hard. Staring,swearing,shouting and all that. Hang out at the Dingle. Also getting your supper from one of the take away’s and 3 nights a week a simple pot noodle with some Doritos sounds lovely. Watch Llangefni Town fc and act like a football hooligan. ( mostly 17+ but any age can to be fair. Most importantly be sure to hang around Asda and shop lift. Only the elite will get kicked out. Also Home Bargins is a second option if you get kicked from Asda.

Hei who are they getting kicked from Asda ? Watch it mate those are the Llangefni Chavs.

by I’m not a Nonce December 13, 2020

Wannabe Chav

Someone who walks around in Chav gear like tracksuits/baseball caps etc. trying to look and sound like a chav when in fact they're not: They probably get good grades in school and wouldn't or can't harm a fly. They do it to either get attention (so people will look at them and say things like "he's such a chav!"), to try to be different and stand out, or to stop people from making fun of them or beating them up because they think he's hard.

"Look at him and his burberry cap thinking he's hard as fuck!"
"I know he's such a wannabe chav."

by lolfagfuckface August 25, 2012

rich chavs

Chavs who can afford Fred Perry, and live in ex-council houses, as opposed to council houses.

I think that about covers it, actually.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

anti-chav

Basically, people who hate chavs and want to form a social club about it. The irony is they rightfully accuse chavs of being dumb, brutish, sheeple assholes but in doing so they themselves do the exact same thing.

I'm not anti-chav, I'm anti-stupid. There is a difference.

by C++ June 22, 2006

ninja chav

chav's who walk around with burberry scarfs over there faces and there chav caps, hu recokon they are ninjas. they go around n chav stuff outta ur pokets n are gone b4 u knows it.

"last nite these ninja chavs chaved my gold spray painted shoes!"
" dude reali"
" yea u knows it"

by jefi b December 7, 2004

Sham [chav]

A term largely used in the Rep. of Ireland to refer to a young member of the working class.
"Sham" is the Irish term for the British term "chav".
A sham is characterised by attire such as tracksuits (the whiter the better), baseball caps on very back of head, hooded jumpers (with hood worn on head), tops with horizontal stripes, Ben Sherman & Burberry articles, tight haircuts, plenty of big jewellery (especially gold), excessive rings on fingers, tatoos on hands, lack of intelligence, unemployment, incomprehendable accents, drug/alcohol abuse, antisocial behaviour, casual violence, incest, rape, petty theft and general crime.
"Sham / Chav culture" is growing quickly in the UK / IRL.
Term used by shams to refer to one another, similar to the way the token young black male calls others "nigga".
Basically the scum of the scum.

"Lock your door, chief. There are shams hanging around"
"Man, you look a right sham chav with that cap on your head"

by Arto Del Funko April 11, 2007

damo the chav

a very very stoooopid little boy who likes to mock women, goths and red dwarf. ..not only goths in general but a goth very much loved by us all and to mock him on his own band site no less...you IDIOT CHAV BOY!
smeg is a very good insult, and does beat sp00nfuck...what the hell do you call a sp00nfuck..and in leet aswel?? well if you're 'leet' you must be cool...
as for women...you just bought yourself a one-way ticket to celibacy. if you're not there already...
you have merely experienced that small smattering of girls who will actually sleep with you..and now, having totally irrationally spouted that shit on the guestbook of the Purged site, you will now never get any girl other than the aforementioned. and i'm damn fucking glad because you don't deserve them!

damo: tom you're such a sp00nfuck.

everyone who knows/loves/has met tom: *punches and pounds 'til death ensues*

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds December 17, 2004