A nickname given to Blake Griffin given by 2k YouTuber, Krispy Flakes. This was given to him because he didn't dunk the basketball since 2019, but when he signed with the Nets, he dunked in his debut game.
Stanley Johnson sucked. Bitchass Blake faked sucked. It's worse.
Here's bitchass blake with his first dunk since 2019.
Here's bitchass blake with his first dunk since 2019.
by D-ManofWords March 22, 2021
Get the bitchass blakemug. A Blake is someone that will bully you. I’ve known one for 7 years and he still bully’s me even if I try to get along with him
by @ttv_trio_ August 18, 2020
Get the Blakemug. A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.
by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024
Get the Blakemug. Has a small dick and will always be very small and kind but can be mean to his good friends and he is an amazing person 🥰 he’s small and cute
by Ayyyygangpoo December 7, 2019
Get the Blakemug. by LODB May 19, 2020
Get the Blake Mazemug. by TDHVDecron May 9, 2017
Get the blake spauldingmug. Brennan Blake, he is a boy who at first you thought was annoying but somehow you’ve come to love him. Everything that once annoyed you becomes the things you find most attractive about him. Like when he makes fun of your laugh or calls you stupid. He’s a over all funny guy and deep down you know that he cares for you. Like how whenever he says something mean he always apologizes really quickly so he doesn’t hurt your feelings. Sure you might think that he’s flirting with other girls but he’s just acting cute to impress you. When Brennan likes you, you’ll have no clue if he’s just being friendly or if he actually sees you as more then a friend. Hopefully soon your nightly FaceTimes with Brennan will turn your friendship into a relationship ;)
“Dang who’s that hottie over there” a unknowing seventh grader asks
“Oh that’s Brennan Blake!” Says a young girl laughingly “I have a huge crush on that chunk of meat”
“Oh that’s Brennan Blake!” Says a young girl laughingly “I have a huge crush on that chunk of meat”
by ~Davison girls June 11, 2019
Get the Brennan Blakemug.