prison biscuit

When a prisoner keysters an extra piece of bread from the chow hall, and eats it in his cell later that night.

Prisoner 1: Gimme yo prison biscuit bitch!!
Prisoner 2: But if I give it to you now, i'll have to give it to you everyday and I won't get my vitamins.

by keyster king November 20, 2015

nagger biscuit

A traitorous lying scum bag one step above a shit bird.

Randy said he was going to ghetto ball, but he never showed up. What a nagger biscuit.shitbirdnaggerbiscuitshit bird

by NickBigPimpin June 7, 2016

trouser biscuit

Excrement in the trousers.

Hey man, I think I just pooed my pants:

You just baked a trouser biscuit!

by Mike.B May 7, 2008

Soggy biscuit

1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid

1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017

rump biscuit

When you try to go to the bathroom, and one hard, stinky, ball exits your rectum.

I sat on the toilet for an hour and all I made was one rump biscuit.

by Dick Motion July 5, 2008

Shitter biscuit

Otherwise known as the gluteus maximus, ass, nalgas, donk or fundio

I will hit you in your shitter biscuit.

by Spyder_78 July 29, 2016

weener biscuit

a woman's private parts that have huge outer lips large enough to wrap around a man's penis without even inserting it into the vagina. (normally seen while wearing tight jeans, kinda like camel toe x2)

"Hey dude, your girl really likes showin' off her weener biscuit in those jeans"

by jaylew April 17, 2009