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toochis tax

Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.

Also see tittie tax.
-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?

-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.
by Jareau September 1, 2009
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Bitch Tax

The fee you are morally entitled to charge your female friend when on any occasion or outing, they start to bitch and complain.
'We went on a girls weekend away and it only took 5 minutes for Sandy to start bitching so we had to increase the Bitch Tax.'
by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009
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The Tax Club

A financial firm that offers account services.
I just got my taxes done through The Tax Club.
by Pumper911 December 16, 2009
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Soda Tax

Dude, go get me a soda.
**gets soda, opens it, takes a drink, then delivers it**Soda Tax!
Asshole
Go get it yourself next time
by AnonymousIsI April 29, 2011
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Server Tax

The moral obligation or propensity of servers to redistribute a large portion of their income to other servers through excessive tipping.
Friend: "Wow, why did you tip him so much?!"
Server: "It's my moral obligation as a server - my server tax. It will come back around."
by WordManFlyInAnyWeather July 27, 2010
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traveler's tax

the sip a person takes when he moves a drink back to the end table or other surface for another person.
Traveler's tax.
by ethanrhett September 2, 2010
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