Stoners Creek

A derivative of Stoney Creek, and with the majority of young population using drugs and acting dumb.

There's that kid, he's a stoner from Stoners Creek.

by fruitland February 20, 2009

Stoner dreams

Elaborate plans to do something or go somewhere and participate in an arbitrary activity, usually thought of while drunk and/or high. Then when you sober up, you realize that it's just never going to happen, or is a horrible idea.

Guy 1: Dude we should go rock climbing this weekend, wouldn't that be so fun?

Guy 2: Cmon man, that's stoner dreams, we're just gonna sit around all weekend getting high.

by sesamechicken May 2, 2012

Trump Stoner

An individual who supporters the Trump Campaign but also believes in the legalization of marijuana, often one who smokes regularly. A Trump Stoner truly loves his red, white, and green.

“Yo bro you see that guy in the maga shirt over there? Kids got a whole backwood in his ear what?!?!”

“Woah that guy smokes pot AND understands basic economics? That’s a true Trump Stoner right there, brother.”

by Libtardhater July 6, 2021

Cong Stoner

When you are doing Cong too often and get high.

John: Did you do Cong again?

Mary: Yes
John: Be honest, are you a Cong Stoner?

by Caleo :P July 4, 2021

stoner five

Something very gay and doesn't even exist

Hey Michael, what's a stoner five?

by Jayson M. Hill May 11, 2016

Stoner Boner

Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.

“Girl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”

by Tomkat June 5, 2018

a stoners dozen

In general a stoners dozen = 11

(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )

Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."

Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "

Nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.

by Wolfpanther April 25, 2015