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squid work

when you drink a lot of ink so when you piss or shit its full of ink and you do your work with it

(85%) at least for the paper
teacher i did my work cough *squid work*
by danny manny fanny May 2, 2022
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SQUID GAMES!!!!

"Uncle Ben, what happened?" Spider-Man says. "SQUID GAMES!!!!"
by Wifebeater27wasTaken January 16, 2025
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squid game

just silly little games...with your silly little life.
oh theres also a lot of dying...gore...stuff...more stuff...and violence...HOORAY!!!
a lot.
if u win u get moneys and moneys = good
person 1 - HEY ARE YOU...10 BILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT?!?!?
person 2 - uh yeah.
person 1 - THEN YOU SHOULD JOIN THE SQUID GAMES!!!
by sn ivy July 27, 2025
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Squidding the word

the act of a fat person, with a small penis, to jack off, and then describe his experience to his friends.
I was squidding the word so hard last night that i lost a pound!!
by Banana Repubic October 17, 2011
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Squid

Short for "squirrley kid," a squid is an odd character who doesn't talk to members of the opposite sex at parties and floats around in everyone's peripheral.
by jmoneyswag123 March 14, 2015
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Squid

Scooter kid. A male or female who rides a scooter everywhere they go. Rain or shine.
Jenni 'Did you see those kids riding their scooters in the snow?,

Bria 'wow, what a bunch of squids.'
by Fukingbishwut October 3, 2015
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Squid slam

When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.
Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.
by DE SOTO April 27, 2017
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