sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls

"Nah shes not at school today shes sick"
"Wow what a sneeze n squeezer"

by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024

sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls

"Nah shes not at school today shes sick apparently"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"

by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024

Georgia Juice Squeezer

The act of squeezing a males genitalia while he has a full bladder in order to make them urinate

Girl 1 “I gave him a Georgia juice squeezer!”
Girl 2 “Eww what the fuck? Get away from me piss girl!”

by kats067 January 15, 2026

South Carolina Sinus Squeeze

The female equivalent of the North Carolina Nose Job. The act of inserting one’s nose into a female’s vagina, then having the female contract to suck snot out of a clogged nostril. In the southern region of the state, the labia is used as a makeshift tissue for added cleanliness.

Duuude Broo. Get ur girl to give you the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. I can smell for the first time in like forever bro.

by Slimmy T July 7, 2025

Grease and Squeeze

The act of getting a handjob at a massage parlor. Must be greasy!!

Me and David went to the grease and squeeze last night. It was only $40 extra and she even swallowed some.

by Demon Fingaz November 25, 2025

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow

One of two things: how an internal combustion/ jet engine works or really hard n’ raunchy sex.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing February 16, 2026