The Spanish Way

The act of kissing the girl on the neck, when discovering a girl that you're interested in smokes, and you're not a smoker (thus making you not want to kiss her).

"Dude, she's a smoker and you still got some? How did you kiss her, man?"
"I did it the Spanish Way."
"Ahhh, nice."

by Henley Road April 16, 2010

Spankerchief

a hankerchief that you cum on

wow dude i need to wash my spankerchief

by Mitch Meyer April 8, 2008

Spanish Microwave

This is when a female quefs under the covers and shuves your head under,much like the dutch oven.

OMG you shouldve seen what she did to me!!She totally just spanish microwaved me!!!

by omfgurfaceissick May 13, 2010

Spank Fest

Masturbating all day. Spanking the monkey multiple times the same day.

Wilber's wife and kids left the house for the day so he ordered porn and engaged in an all day Spank Fest..

by jizmaster2000 February 19, 2011

the shanks

The term that strippers can use to describe to their boss that they cannot come in because they have Diarrhea. I mean, seriously, who wants to see that?

Um, yeah Vinny this Bumper, I cannot come in tonight cause I got the shanks.

by Annette Llloyd August 13, 2007

spanish ninja

Very simular to the Ninja... this is an intense sexual position involving a man and a woman and a dildo, the way it is performed is
first, you turn off all the lighs in the room
second, you start banging the girl in the ass
third, you shove the dildo in her ass and pull out so she "does not know"... now this is where this and the Ninja differ... you very stealthly sneak around her side and scream TEQUILA!!! and give her a champion Dirty Sanchez.

Madonna:Damn, i got spanish ninjad pretty bad last night.
Me: Yeah you still have shit on your upper lip.

by air dick October 11, 2005

spank the monkey

Spank the Monkey is the greatest internet game ever!

Lets play spank the monkey!

by Ryan Ramsey December 18, 2006