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Spaghetti

When a hot blonde guy is wearing a red shirt
“Omg Dennis is SUCH a spaghetti tonight
I know but like .... he’s so sexy
by DennisP99 January 27, 2019
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Spaghetti-Pisser

n. 1. An angry Italian person.

n. 2. A chef who puts their bodily fluids in the food they cook (i.e. spitting in it, urinating in it, farting on it).

n. 3. Someone who literally urinates spaghetti. When they have to pee, instead of urine coming out of their "part", spaghetti does.
I don't usually tip the waiters or cooks at this restaurant. I might have to stop coming here cause I don't know if the chefs are spaghetti-pissers or not.
by hjjcnk September 13, 2021
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Hotdogs and Spaghetti Season

A phrase claimed by the youtuber and reddit user ZoroniteTech (u/echold2006 and u/zoronitetech on reddit). It was a nickname he generated out of angst one day which refers to a constant cycle in his life: The family gets paid, and goes broke about a week later, which is when said season starts. it ends when they get paid the next month. Commonly abbreviated HDASS

The name itself comes from two foods; Hotdogs and Spaghetti, which are two things that are eaten frequently during the season. Hotdogs because they are cheap and Spaghetti because noodles and sauce are practically limitless at food pantries.
Everyone knows you can't buy milk on the 20'th of the month! It's Hotdogs and Spaghetti Season!
by Echold2006 September 14, 2022
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Spaghetti Noodle

What Italians use to describe the male genitalia, aka dick/penis.
Luigi: Hey Mario, did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
Mario: Well, you see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
Luigi: What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand!
Mario: That's because you're a 'dog', Luigi.
by FB3Network January 10, 2025
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Spaghetti O

A spineless, slimy individual who lacks integrity and structure, much like the soft, processed pasta rings floating aimlessly in canned sauce. Known for bending under pressure, switching sides when convenient, and leaving a trail of mess and betrayal wherever they go. A cheap imitation of something real.
“Ain’t no way I’m trusting that dude—he’s a straight Spaghetti O, flipping sides, snaking his own people, and leaving a mess everywhere he goes.”
by UnseenMaster64 February 5, 2025
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Spaghetti

Something that Dark eats and falls asleep with it in his hands. May wind up in pants. Many weird side effects, including spontaneous self-shitting.
" Yo, that boy Dark grabbed a plate of Spaghetti and took a Shitghetti. "
by Juicywow May 10, 2020
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Word Spaghetti

Word spaghetti is another word for stuttering. Pronouncing a word repeatedly wrong.
Word spaghetti is an example of rap music today and an auctioneer.
by Skye Jackson May 29, 2019
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