southington

Southington is your average town except for the fact that we have more alcohol, drugs, and hoe's than any other town in Ct. It's also home to the one and only Mother Fucking John Sample and yes he's a real person for those of you who doubt that he is

*everyone in this town is on drugs or has done them at one point* oh yeah mr. murphy has a weird face, it's flat and red and shit... LONG LIVE THE REIGN OF GENERAL GLEASON !

by Jen Cordis Eats More Cum Than Anyone February 25, 2004

somethin'

African american, especially in the former southern states, pronunciation and spelling of something.

as a pronunciation and as a spelled word, imho somethin' is so much sexier than just somethin no apostrophe.

by Sexydimma August 18, 2018

smoothing the cat

1. When a girl shaves her pubic region.

2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.

1. "I pulled this girl last night, I was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before I went down on her"

Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"

2. "I love smoothing our new cat"

by Conan1992 March 30, 2011

Smithing

The unnecessary verbal or physical accosting of a individual in a situation that could of normally been resolved through proper communication.

Mike gave Joe a smithing for not wearing the proper attire during a training.

by Joe Gayfer January 5, 2013

break you off somethin

To "break"(unseat) a bullet from it's casing in the process of firing a firearm. ie to kill someone.

I'm gon' break you off somethin!

by nokianinja October 7, 2002

Sweet Somethings

Endearments and pillow talk whispered into a lover's ear. More meaningful than sweet nothings.

We were kissing and then he spoke sweet somethings softly into my ear.

Pillow talk lovers making out

by Aurora Blew February 11, 2017

gonna cop somethin

Going to get something.

homie1: "Yo homie let me cop that"
homie2: "Nah nucka u cant get none of my lucky charms"

by Quantum February 5, 2003