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polish shower

When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.
Person 1: Ew dude did you bathe in AXE?
Person 2: No, I got up late so I took a polish shower.
by MrVolcano November 13, 2009
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Snoper

Someone who incessantly checks snopes.com every time they receive a forwarded e-mail, and makes sure to let the sender know they snoped it, and the e-mail is false.
E-mail from T-Bone to Lorenzo: "Drinking bleach will help you pass a drug test."
E-mail from Lorenzo to T-Bone: "Sorry, I snoped it, and you are wrong. Drinking bleach won't help you pass a drug test. Drinking bleach will KILL YOU, CLOWN!"
E-mail from T-Bone to Lorenzo: "Whatever. Quit being such a snoper."
by Lorenzo Jamarcus Warshington November 5, 2010
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Snowcrete

Concrete-like substance formed from mounds of snow created by snow removal equipment. Although it looks like fluffy snow-drifts, it has a density similar to that of concrete. As snowcrete melts and re-freezes, it's density approaches that of lead.
Fred and Gladys Smith did not receive mail for four weeks as their mailbox was surrounded by snowcrete.
by MoCoRE February 8, 2010
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shower bull

Similar to a shower beer. The act of drinking a Red Bull while showering. Usually done late in the evening to prepare for a night out.
Dude, I totally had to shower bull it up to have energy for the night.

shower beer red bull
by SL and TO September 5, 2010
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Showertime Shakedown

The daily ritual of masturbating in the shower when one first wakes up. Usually triggered by the presence of morning wood or the lack of a girlfriend.
Chuck: Hey bro, how you been?

Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.

Chuck: Classic.
by TheCurtainCrusader September 17, 2010
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Showerbation

Process of masturbating while taking a shower. Very convenient, due to the fact that most often ejaculation can easily be washed down the drain, the running water makes the activity more pleasurable, and practically every substance around is a lubricant.
Roommate: God, why does it take so long for Jacob to shower?

Passer-by: Isn't it obvious, he probably does showerbation every chance he gets!

Roommate: Oh gross, I hope he washes all the jizz down the drain.
by Vahney_981 December 30, 2010
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shower stoned

when you are in the shower or bath and the water feels so good that you want to or have to stay in that same spot for a good hour or so
After Clay woke up, he had to take a warm shower and ended up shower stoned.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.
by cashmoney777 April 23, 2011
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