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Smurfed

The chemical and shit splash back onto you in porta potty
Aww man I just got smurfed in the porta potty.
by Atxterrible1 August 31, 2022
mugGet the Smurfedmug.

papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.
Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.
by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020
mugGet the papa smurf's hatmug.

Smurf tracker/killer

A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.
Phil drew a smurf tracker/killer on patently stupid
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 22, 2019
mugGet the Smurf tracker/killermug.

Smurf

When someone - who is of fairly high level in a video game, often an FPS - creates another account because they need to flex on people who are just starting the game. Or they want easy some exp and loot boxes.
Person A: "Wait, last time we played, Person C was bronze level?"
Person B: "Yeah. This is their smurf account. They want more loot boxes and achievement unlocks."
Person A: "Huh. What's the point in that if it's not their main account?"
Person B: "Not a clue."
by dysflexia November 13, 2020
mugGet the Smurfmug.

Smurfing

When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat
Edwin was smurfing it in his room and almost lost his dick.
by DroneAndUAS2025 February 18, 2025
mugGet the Smurfingmug.

smurf

by Wawie October 20, 2012
mugGet the smurfmug.

Smurf

Seahag
Smurf is a seahag
by dAyDaY03 April 11, 2022
mugGet the Smurfmug.

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