sloppy seth

When you rip a sloppy seth, its a messy shit and you obliterate your toilet. Mostly people rip sloppy seth after eating corn and mashed potatoes

Last night i creamed walmart's toilet with a sloppy seth

by apoorip October 20, 2017

sloppy robinson

similar in constitution to a sloppy joe but instead of being a sandwich it's a dick

chad gave me a sloppy robinson last night. it was gross.

by robinslop November 5, 2017

Sloppy Diego

A sexual act where one partner performs anal sex on a nother while making a burrito on their back. Before the burrito is finished, the one performing anal sex pulls out and ejaculates into the burrito then serves it to their partner.

So I made my old lady dinner last night.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.

The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.

by Abortionater December 31, 2017

sloppyily

Doing something sloppy; poor quality

I was in a rush and did my work sloppyily

by Lilyapolous November 15, 2017

sloppy john

An absolutely atrociously given hand job.

She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.

by IHaveNothingCleverToSay January 25, 2018

sloppy franke

After aggressively fucking a chick on her period, you quickly pull out sliding your bloody dick between her ass cheeks resemembling a hotdog with ketchup.

Dude:wanna have sex?
Chick: can't, I'm on my period
Dude: no problem, let's just sloppy franke!
Chick: ok!

by Naveed Mosca June 1, 2018

Sloppy Sinkonds

Using the sink after someone else.

Do you mind if I wash my hands first? I don’t want your sloppy sinkonds.

by Ryan Kelly June 13, 2018