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Shuffling

When you do too much meth and can't quit moving your feet around. That's what tweakers do.
Lydia: Jacob is shuffling again. Does his sexy ass ever sleep?

Paizley: Every day he's shuffling
by anonymous July 29, 2018
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5 knuckle shuffle

to: shake hands with the devil
self pollute
self harm
choke the chicken
releive ones self
wank
Gill: whats wrong Bob? Do you want me to perform fellatio to you again?

Bob: Fuck no, ur teeth grind me bell like a cheese grater, u fukin whore, get out, il have a 5knuckle shuffle instead
by 7clayton7 July 21, 2008
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snuff movie

A big budget film production involving no cast members at all because they are imaginary. The onus is on the movie watcher to pretend that there are actors.

The term is coined from the character 'Snuffalupagus' from Sesame Street, the imaginary friend of 'Big Bird'

They are most popular with a schizophrenic audience.
Big Bird was watching a snuff movie in the Psychiatric Ward while dosed up on Risperidone.
by amulet_1972 October 6, 2008
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Downriver Shuffle

Those who live in the Downriver area of Michigan (communities south of Detroit: Allen Park, Brownstown Township, Ecorse, Flat Rock, Gibraltar, Grosse Ile, Huron Charter Township, Lincoln Park, Melvindale, River Rouge, Riverview, Rockwood, Romulus, Southgate, Taylor, Trenton, Woodhaven, and Wyandotte) who have either/or have failed to obtain a higher education, have had a child at too young of an age, married, married an uneducated individual in the armed forces, got involved in a blue collar career with no chance of promotion, have no ambition to succeed, live with parents over the age of 24, too lazy to succeed or obtain a job to support oneself, and or live off the financial means of an individual(s) other than themselves. In other words believe that this (the Downriver Shuffle) is just "Good enough."
Those who have not succeeded, nor have made a significant improvement in their lives since high school. Those whom still believe that their band is going to "Make it" are just a few examples of those playing the "Downriver Shuffle".
by Succeeded December 28, 2010
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muffle shuffle

Johnny: Yo, what happened on your date?
Me: I did the muffle shuffle with Margaret!
by Dick Prospersous December 16, 2010
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snuff

to punch someone
to hit someone with excessive force
by Adam42694 December 2, 2007
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Shuffy

A person who appears to be in total disarray. When you look at this person the definition becomes apparent.
Last night my waiter was such a shuffy because he couldn't keep up with our demand for ice cold yahah's.
by Iamshuffy October 6, 2010
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