Shaking Mad

What you are when someone spoils the end of Breaking Bad for you.

Person one: My roommate spoiled the end of Breaking Bad to me while I was on the can.

Person two: Are you ok?

Person one: No I'm shaking mad!

by Dangerously Safe September 30, 2013

shaking his own hand

A somewhat polite term for masturbation

"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."

by bigmacs November 30, 2013

shalingy

Alias for a penis. Commonly known as hangdown, shlong, or pecker.

Oh my, his shalingy was huge!

by kv all-star January 4, 2014

Shaking a Dangler

When you are about to finish taking a dump but there is a small turd still hanging above the bowl and you can't squeeze it out, so you have to shake your butt around the toilet until it falls off.

Albert: Hey man, what took you so long?
Ralph: Sorry, I was busy shaking a dangler.

by Danolla December 19, 2014

shaking my mexican

When you're in the car and your friend is swerving in and out of lanes and they shake your chipotle

"Stop swerving you're shaking my Mexican!"

by Juan more time June 28, 2014

Shainting

Shitting into a fan to spray your shit everywhere across a wide area (such as a room) to paint it with your own shit.

"I was way too lazy to buy paint, so I decided to try shainting the kitchen. I love the new color, but it smells like shit."

by DrLegit July 13, 2014

shaking your head

Shaking your head *smh*

You should be shaking your head right now because it's impossible to not know how to shake your head...bruh

by ChaosW April 15, 2015