Scattergood Friends School

A quaker boarding school in west branch, lowa. "college prep, " manifested through over-scheduling students and assigning them copious amounts of homework, all while taking their phones at night and giving them a bedtime. Notorious for its student work program, which is a fantastic source of child labor that parents pay tuition for. Also notorious for its farm immersion program for the first month of the year, which includes even more child labor with some good-natured farm trivia sprinkled in. Led by an out-of-touch administration that gets away with being racist, transphobic, and homophobic, despite being a "progressive" school. Huge drug/alcohol problem - there's not a lot to do at a d-list boarding school in the middle of an lowan cornfield except develop a nicotine addiction from the jul you bribed some senior to buy you in lowa city. Students often transfer out at the end of the year (or even at semester), with few making it all four years. Only notable alumnus was a bolivian president that everyone in bolivia hated.

“why’s that get taken down?”
“because Scattergood Friends School doesn’t believe in freedom of speech”

by johnscattergood May 21, 2022

no-shitter

An incredibly obvious statement.

Human 1: "I think that some of Criss Angel's tricks might be staged."
Human 2: "Whoa, you just threw a no-shitter!"

by anothermoron April 25, 2008

time shitter

someone who shits away time....

"Dude, stop time shitting! You're supposed to be studying!"
"Spending time on the the b9 board is not time shitting! And look at you. You're the time shitter, playing games all day. At least i am laughing my ass away."

by los urbanos December 9, 2009

little shitter

Tyler Santos calls Little shitter to caroline santos because she is textbook. Little Shitter

little shitters include Caroline,Santos... also faggets

by craper January 30, 2014

Shady shitter

One who is both shady and full of shit. A questionable person. Fakery.

Taquisha is such a shady shitter. Everytime she repeats a story she full of lies!

by Shady Shitter July 4, 2022

Shatted

When someone shitted real hard on something.

To OD (overdo it), to kill it

Yo, he has to be the winner of the freestyle competition...he shatted on his verse.

That chick shatted on every other girls' looks that nite. Did you see what she was wearing??

by Juanita4ev December 28, 2005

mad shitter

Someone whole likes to take a shit and not give the courtesy flush for the next toilet customer

"Ah hell...the Mad Shitter struck again!"

by Red Robin March 10, 2005