Selective Queering

When a man decides he is only gay...sometimes.

Bob: Is Tommy hitting on that dude? I thought he was married.

Mike: When he's wasted, he has selective queering.

by JERLA March 18, 2010

semen-icide

The act of impacting the testicles of a male causing the millions of sperm cells to die.

Dude, when I was playing soccer the other night, I totally committed semen-icide to the coaches right nut. Looks like he wont be able to procrasturbate for a couple weeks!

by thesemen-icider March 14, 2011

Semen Revolution

a time in the future when everything will be powered by semen.

hank: the semen revolution has been the best thing ever. if i ever have to fill up my car all i have to do is fuck it.
Steve: it's made the world a better place

by Steeeve1 November 6, 2011

Semen Spicket

A term for a cock vigorously ejaculating.

He was cumming so much, his cock was like a semen spicket.

by Homeless Ed February 8, 2013

semen biscuit

Dried up clump of semen left on your stomach leftover from masturbating the previous night.

I found a large semen biscuit on my stomach this morning, but I didn't bother to wash it off before going to school this morning.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

Semened

The act of releasing sperm. Often used to describe the mating procedures of mermaids.

The merman semened on the mereggs.

by Tuffs May 9, 2014

Semenate

The act of ejaculating on ones face; Ejaculating during the act of masturbation

Guy: Dude Laquiesha wanted me to semenate on her face.
Friend: Awesome!

Homeless Guy: Im so lonely i just want to semenate.

by Hugh Jassdick May 15, 2016