Seiler Spread

When you go over to Dan’s for some puh and his son Ben is sitting unsuspecting in the corner so you lowkey grab his ass and start brutally spreading and fucking his tight asshole until he ejaculates into a jar then you frost honeybuns with this ejaculatory liquid and heat them up to a crisp 1200° to absolutely launch at the homeless

Yo dude I hit a crazy seiler spread last night! My walls were dripping with semen bro!

by gary_smith42 November 13, 2025

seil

an abbreviation of the german words “super” and “geil” (eng.: super and nice)

Today is gonna be a sunny day.

-Seil

by akiwarhier December 14, 2025

Sailor Moon is coming to visit

Sailor Moon is coming to visit is a very family friendly yet unusual euphemism for a teenage girl’s period.

Hey Miss Marianna, Sailor Moon is coming to visit you!

by Snapper2001 December 23, 2025

unwed sailor

pretentious, without merit, over the hill.

My God, that is one gnarly Unwed Sailor!

by slayerofthepoon October 20, 2008

silicone sailor

(n) 1. a woman with breast implants that goes thru boyfriends, looking for love, like a sailor goes thru rum on an all night binge. Usually due to a complex matrix of self-confidence, immaturity, promiscuity, and daddy issues.

-OMG, did you hear about (name)?

she cheated on her boyfriend.

--Again?! She kept sayin to me that this is the one.

- I know, right. They were together for like ever.

She changed after the operation.

-Ya, she's such a silicone sailor.

by Azn_707 February 6, 2010

Goopy Sailor

A confused and crazy person. Often thinks things that arent true.

Sure you are better than me at racing games odukey, you goopy sailor

by opizza December 3, 2011

Taverniti seiko

A real nigga from the dade who smokes loud drinks lean and fuxks hella Bitxhes and never spends more than 5$ on them hoes kause thats some lame shit trixking foe them.

Hoe#1 Yo girl i suxked off that nigga Taverniti seiko , his shit was huge.
Hoe#2 Well he Busted on me so im his main..
Hoe#3 fuxk outta hea Bitxh you korny he fuxk all the time
Taverniti Seiko - alright Bitxhes kalm down i know my shit right

by cookiesndboogies April 25, 2013