Name for a person who always has to have the top story....you tell a story, and they have to top it with some barely believable nonsense that half the time doesn't even belong in the topic of conversation.
You: "Dude, the other night, I was bangin' this chick who was so fine for a second I thought it might have actually been {super-hot celebrity's name} !"
Top Story: "Yeah, well this one time a guy I know actually introduced me to {same super-hot celebrity or a hotter one}...we kicked at her mansion in L.A., did tons of blow, and I banged her and her sister for 6 hours straight before I shot a load on her face and she swapped it with her sister. I took pictures but I don't know where they are."
You: {shake head in disbelief and annoyance and walk away}
Top Story: "Yeah, well this one time a guy I know actually introduced me to {same super-hot celebrity or a hotter one}...we kicked at her mansion in L.A., did tons of blow, and I banged her and her sister for 6 hours straight before I shot a load on her face and she swapped it with her sister. I took pictures but I don't know where they are."
You: {shake head in disbelief and annoyance and walk away}
by introspectacle March 31, 2011
Get the Top Story mug.I got home from work and my girlfriend Kesha was butt naked "hon I look sexy as hell" I said.
"I want to fuck u" Then she ripped off my shirt and pants all that was left was a red bra and a red thong she slowly ripped off my bra and played with my HUGE tits bitting my nipples. Next she ripped off my thong and stuck her tongue up my pussy "Your gunna make me cum." White cum shot in her mouth."My turn" I said I get a fake dick and stick it up my pussy and then stick it in her pussy. Then I buried my face in her medium sized tits and slept in 69
"I want to fuck u" Then she ripped off my shirt and pants all that was left was a red bra and a red thong she slowly ripped off my bra and played with my HUGE tits bitting my nipples. Next she ripped off my thong and stuck her tongue up my pussy "Your gunna make me cum." White cum shot in her mouth."My turn" I said I get a fake dick and stick it up my pussy and then stick it in her pussy. Then I buried my face in her medium sized tits and slept in 69
by mommyyyyyyxdadyyyyyy July 4, 2022
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A game by Nexon. It's a 2-D game that has cute graphics which stupid emo sluts find adorable. Ridiculously repetitive and chock full of lame enemies and attack skills. Its' really gay game and a waste of time which tends to ruin the player's social lives, assuming they had a social life to begin with. Players usually end up being hackers and cheaters by their second job advancement. The game is supposed to be free but everyone will end up spending money for Nexon cash or mesos eventually. All females that play this game have uni-brows,hairy legs and sound like men when they speak. Most female players are actually men anyway XD. If you are playing the game QUIT NOW for the sake of humanity. Hackers unite and burn Nexon down to the ground.
Major words and sentences used amongst the players. Maple Story
"noob" "fag" "lbbi" "pwned" "1337"
"I wish i know wat a vag looks like"
"nub" "hacker" "wtf" "stfu u fuckin fuck noob" "burn in hell u stupid piece of shit noob" "goddam all noobs to the fiery hell that is my hairy vag" "wat are boobs??" "gimme money" "suck my meso dry slut" "uber pwnage" "fuck zakum, fuck snails, and fuck goddam all u stupid sons of bitches that hacked my goddamn file."
"S> myself for 20mil, scrolljobs 3mil, lbbijobs 16mil@@@@@@@@@@@" "i luv bleach and deathnote and I'm a weabboo."
"noob" "fag" "lbbi" "pwned" "1337"
"I wish i know wat a vag looks like"
"nub" "hacker" "wtf" "stfu u fuckin fuck noob" "burn in hell u stupid piece of shit noob" "goddam all noobs to the fiery hell that is my hairy vag" "wat are boobs??" "gimme money" "suck my meso dry slut" "uber pwnage" "fuck zakum, fuck snails, and fuck goddam all u stupid sons of bitches that hacked my goddamn file."
"S> myself for 20mil, scrolljobs 3mil, lbbijobs 16mil@@@@@@@@@@@" "i luv bleach and deathnote and I'm a weabboo."
by nessbat111 October 9, 2008
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2. Damn! Who's that dude running down the street with his shirt off? That's a little bit of a different story.
2. Damn! Who's that dude running down the street with his shirt off? That's a little bit of a different story.
by dingoboyee August 6, 2009
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Dude A:Hay guys i just started reading books, that shit is so cash!
Dude B: Cool story bro
Dude A:Hay guys i just started reading books, that shit is so cash!
Dude B: Cool story bro
by James Adrian AshtonLillybranch August 12, 2009
Get the cool story bro mug.A nathan story is a story that has absolutely no meaning valuable content. It simply state simple everyday interactions and the nathan story teller firmly believes that this story will entertain the audience but is however meaningless and boring.
Bob : Yesterday i went to mcdonalds and got a drink then i started walking, the lid fell off my drink and then my straw fell and landed on the ground, i was trying to drink my drink from the side and it was hard. THE END
Wow that was a real nathan story.
Wow that was a real nathan story.
by The Valedictorian July 13, 2011
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The mythical Tale follow's the two gods, Pothus or Ποθος (god of sex) and Chrysus or Χρυσος (god of gold).
The story show's the ignorance of men. Pothus is God of sex, and could make any God fall in love with him, This makes him forget about Chrysus, the only god who loved him for more than his sexual powers. Chrysus was worth more than the others but he could not see it.
The story and many alternate endings: one where Chrysus moves on and Pothus is left with no one, One where Pothus gets married and Chrysus is left with a deep pain everyday, One where Pothus realizes his mistake and they get together, and one where they split and lead different lifes.
Other Variations of the story include:
The story of Sex and Gold.
The story of Pothus and Chrysus
The story of james and hiranya
The story of the gods of Sex and gold.
The Value of Gold and sex
The story of Hiranya's golden love for James God of sex.
The mythical Tale follow's the two gods, Pothus or Ποθος (god of sex) and Chrysus or Χρυσος (god of gold).
The story show's the ignorance of men. Pothus is God of sex, and could make any God fall in love with him, This makes him forget about Chrysus, the only god who loved him for more than his sexual powers. Chrysus was worth more than the others but he could not see it.
The story and many alternate endings: one where Chrysus moves on and Pothus is left with no one, One where Pothus gets married and Chrysus is left with a deep pain everyday, One where Pothus realizes his mistake and they get together, and one where they split and lead different lifes.
Other Variations of the story include:
The story of Sex and Gold.
The story of Pothus and Chrysus
The story of james and hiranya
The story of the gods of Sex and gold.
The Value of Gold and sex
The story of Hiranya's golden love for James God of sex.
The story of Sex and Gold:
Pothus and Chrysus first meet in spring. By summer they are in almost in love. Although Pothus loves Chrysus deep down; He forms many relationships with other gods. Eventually Pothus puts his love for Chrysus aside, and only returns for her when his relationships fail. Chrysus grows ever more in love with him, but stays in the deep pain of not being loved equally back. Pothus is Blinded by the attenttion of others that he cannot see the gold that loves him already.
Pothus and Chrysus first meet in spring. By summer they are in almost in love. Although Pothus loves Chrysus deep down; He forms many relationships with other gods. Eventually Pothus puts his love for Chrysus aside, and only returns for her when his relationships fail. Chrysus grows ever more in love with him, but stays in the deep pain of not being loved equally back. Pothus is Blinded by the attenttion of others that he cannot see the gold that loves him already.
by Zudef story December 29, 2012
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