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Nowadays, with people who focus on just breaking records or mindless stats, the focus on why people came up with sports in the first place is lost. A group of kids with no pads and no formal rules getting together to play sports in a neighborhood is less likely to end up with any serious injuries than in pro sports, especially when kids know they're going to see each other again on a regular basis, in case the kid with the chip on his/her shoulder is thinking about breaking some bones and taking another kid out for an extended time, or in case another kid is thinking about hiding out for an extended time over an overextended ankle or sore thumb.
People who want people to focus on mindless stats or broken records are missing the point of why there are sports in the first place. Superheroes don't exist, so the point of sports is not to become one.
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021
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sport bumming

Sport bumming, where the amorous bummer is chasing the reluctant bummee, on a successful capture the amorous bummer converts the reluctant bummee to become an amorous bummer! Continuing in the game of Sport Bumming….
‘Oooh come here Dolmio you will be converted’
You’re closing in on me you Amorous bummer…
Shit, welcome Dolmio to Sport bumming… now go out hunting..
‘Oooh come here Calf’……..
by Sutty9 August 24, 2023
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apollo sport

Usually a really fast and nice car that is on a poster trying to outrun a tornado.
Apollo sport is a really nice and fast car
by Beastmodefc11 February 26, 2017
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Impeccable Sports

Impeccable Sports is an oxymoron and the name of a popular sports gossip blog.
Yo did you see Michele Beadle and that porn star on Impeccable Sports?
by impeccablesports November 4, 2011
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sports administration

A program at Laurentian University (and many other universities across the globe) sometimes referred to as SPAD. This program focusses on the business of sport in areas such as HR, Finance, Marketing and many other areas. Many alumnus have gone on to be incredibly successful in the sport industry.
Jake: Hey Zach, what college program did you apply for?
Zach: I applied to sports administration so I can be the GM of the Leafs.
by Spad Gal 2021 July 8, 2018
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Sports PTSD

When you have PTSD from a sporting event, play or team. It elicits the same anxiety, shortness of breath, nightmares, guilt, shame, and aggressive behaviour as traditional PTSD, and has the same traumatizing effect.
Dana: Hey Gurl, what are we going to get for our Super Bowl party, wings and pizza again?

Angie: Hey Gurl, I dont think we will make it this year, Brett's Sports PTSD is acting up again, he saw a highlight of the Hawks Patriots Super Bowl again. He hasnt left his room in 4 days.

Dana: Gurl, I hear you. Paul gets the same way when seeing the Joe Carter homerun. Let's just get sushi and update our Bumble accounts.
by Mike109999 September 6, 2022
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EA Sports

EA Sports, it's really lame!
by PhoenixGamer34 March 25, 2021
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