Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

miami super soaker

a miami super soaker is when you an STD while you’re cross faded in a hotel room at 3:14am off a bottle of henny and 2 black & milds with a 3.5 of some reggie off a sketchy plug who got locked up for aggravated robbery inside a gas station and he needs a retwist and has a set of gold grills and swears he’s “from the trenches” but has a chrysler 300 with star lights and his daddy payed for his college tuition to FSU.

guy from the trenches- “ man i’m down bad for ol lady over there with the BBL, i can’t get over how many are around here”

you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”

guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”

you- “look at the urban dictionary”

by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss April 3, 2024

The real international soapy titty pic day

Right up there with Christmas and kick a ginger day, this is a holiday that is honored world wide. The traditional celebration is sending a soapy titty pic to the ones you care about and spreading joy. This holiday takes place on April 11th.

Babe I can’t believe you forgot it’s the real international soapy titty pic day

by Mike hunt, philanthropist April 11, 2024

Let It Soak

Based off the Mormon of “Soaking”. “Let it soak” is a term used In golf, "soaking" refers to leaving the flagstick in the hole while putting, rather than removing it. This term is informally used when a player asks their playing partner whether they should take the flag out or leave it in. For instance, one golfer might ask, "Do you want me to pull the pin?" and the other could respond, "No, let it soak," indicating they prefer to keep the flagstick in place while making their putt. Keeping the flagstick in the hole can offer advantages in terms of visual reference or helping with alignment, depending on the player's preference or the specific conditions of the putt.

“Hey Chaddy, you want me to pull the pin? Nah, let it soak.”

by H.B. Mason April 18, 2024

Australian Super Soaker

A wet pussy

Damn after I was done with her, she was an Australian Super Soaker!

by PhoenixRisen95 May 29, 2024

National Send Soapy Tits Pic Day

The perfect day to send some lovely soapy boobsta piccaroonies to a loved one.

Bro: Dude...why did you send me photos of you in the shower?
Dude: Cause bro, its march first, duh.
Bro: what?
Dude: national send soapy tits pic day.

by lovewizard March 1, 2025