Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".

Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.

by 911Jesus November 20, 2023

se simone

French for masturbate

Il a trop envie d'se simone

by gvny February 06, 2024

Simoneing

When you take a mental day on the biggest stage of your career.

Tiffany called in Simoneing it today after giving the opening of her big presentation.

by Slickrocjr July 28, 2021

simon

un putisimo duende

bro, zumito de leche (simon)

by August 07, 2022

Simon

weird creep.

Simon is such a weird creep

by July 14, 2023

Simon

A name for a guy who thinks he’s more beautiful than he actually is and likes to show it off.

“Have you seen this new boy with all these filters on TiKTok yet?”
“Yeah, he’s such a Simon.”

by simonneb December 02, 2022

Simon

Simon is a type of guy from the Swedish woods. He likes basketball and boys from Kongo. Er mag Jungs mit Milch. He has a small head too. He is not good as a defender at the soccer team. His mom is the coach.

Person 1: Simon, you okay?
Person 2: No mate... I’m Swedish

by Swedishsoccerhater November 08, 2018