Truffle Butter Shuffle

Walking with your butt clenched as to not shit truffle butter all over yourself after anal sex.

That girl doing the walk of shame is doing the truffle butter shuffle, she must have done anal.

by publishedauthor October 14, 2018

Baltimore shuffle

The counter-intuitive tendency of a Baltimore pedestrian to slow down in the middle of a street before oncoming traffic, practically daring you to hit him. The shuffle is exacerbated by the fact that Baltimore residents generally ignore crosswalks, preferring to cross busy streets at random intervals.

I about hit that guy in the middle of the street who was doing the Baltimore shuffle.

by Bart County Scrivener May 28, 2013

Antifa Shuffle

The inevitable dance one does when lighting ones own feet on fire from a poorly thrown Molotov cocktail during an Antifa riot.

Person 1: Hey comrade, did you see Niklaus last night at the anti-cop co op "protest" last night?
Person 2: Sure did! Ezra couldn't quite throw the Molotov far enough and it landed right at Niklaus' feet causing him to breakout into the Antifa Shuffle.

by William St. Josephstein September 8, 2020

Kansas City Shuffle

When you see a fine girl walking down the street in Kansas City, and once she gets in the car she pulls a gun out of her purse and takes your shit.

Girl: Kansas City's cool, you know you just gotta be aware of that Kansas City Shuffle.

Driver: The Kansas City Shuffle? What's that?
Passenger: Yeah, the fuck is that?
Girl: It's like this....
Gun shots.
Driver: Oh shit bitch!

by the_waitresss October 29, 2011

Mexican Shuffle

1) Action: A dance that displays an act of confusion. There tends to be many background items that can distract a viewers eyes. This dance has no strict plot or rhythm. The dance originates from the Mexican heritage to be late and in a state of disarray.

2) To Describe a Situation: When using the term "Mexican Shuffle", it can be applied to a confusing, flip-flopped, or some sort of a switched up situation.

1) I went to the Rodriguez house and watched Juan perform the Mexican Shuffle while I admired his clock collection in the background. It confused me.

2) Agusto and Ramirez spoke quickly and reversed the story on me. I felt like I had be hit with a Mexican Shuffle.

by keatpaul March 17, 2011

pooper bowl shuffle

The shuffle pattern one makes with their feet after lowering ones pants when in a confined stall. It is the most efficient way to back up to the toilet bowl.

The stall was so tiny I had to use the pooper bowl shuffle in order to sit down.

The dude in the stall next to me used the pooper bowl shuffle to get to the toilet.

by D.Rogers July 1, 2009

Vietnam shuffle

when your having sex with a female doggy style, you reach around and yank on her pubic hair. When she looks up at you and screams in pain, u puke in her mouth and hightail outta there.

I was fucking my ex jane when i pulled a vietnam shuffle on her.

by Evol777 January 5, 2008