Laundry Shoot

The act of going into a laundry mat, sticking a loaded gun into a laundry machine and turning the machine on high.

Guy 1 - Dude get out of here i just did a laundry shoot!

Guy 2 - Did you have to do it when I was naked and trying to get clothes out of the dryer?!

by startrekporn October 29, 2010

Straightforward shooting weekend

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.

Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

by DukeOfYork November 21, 2019

Shooting Star

The entry of alien ejaculation into the Earth's atmosphere.

The mass of shooting stars recently were blamed for the widespread pregnancy epidemic.

by Hiphopopotomus March 31, 2009

shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation

i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.

by bryan October 27, 2003

shoot the pig

leave early because you have an appointment to keep and you have to be on time.

I have to shoot the pig at about three
o,clock because I have to go to the doctors.

by MADANGEL September 1, 2005

Shooting tadpoles at the moon.

Squirting cum after male masturbation.

As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.

by mtspacey March 2, 2011

shooters gonna shoot

to embrace yolo and do whatever you had been contemplating

bro 1 at gym: should i talk to that girl?
bro 2: idk, should you?
bro 3: fuck it, shooters gonna shoot. im going in

by fubgm May 31, 2017